What the fuck is a M.I.L.F.?

Milf stands for 'Moms I Want To Fuck.' Tell the truth, you never wanted to bang one of your friends mom? Bullshit, I used to go over to friends house and be drooling over my friends mom. Milf is just an easy way of saying, hot older girls you want to fuck. Preferably, the gorgeous babes we call Hot Moms.

One time I went over to a friends house because he had a swimming pool. We used to have some wild ass fucking frat parties and he had a hot mom. I won't lie, she was fucking smokin', definitely one of the hottest Milf Babes, I ever saw. Nonetheless, I used to hang out at my friends house sometimes trying to fuck his sister. Anyway, I was there and his mom was already there, said he wouldn't be home for awhile, he was off doing something for her, but invited me in anyway.

I walked in, and it was weird from the get go because usually she would just look at me and smile and say, 'No honey, he's not here right now' and I would be on my way. But this time, it was different. She knew it, and I knew it. She blushed and awkwardly said, 'You could still go swimming if you like.' I had never heard anything so fucking hot in my life. I replied, 'oh yeah?' and seriously, from that moment on, both of us knew what was going to happen, this wasn't some bullshit encounter, my friends mom had been watching me and no doubt watching me swim in her own pool and now had the perfect time to act out both her and my fantasy of getting it on! Today as the day it would happen.

His mom didn't work and was home all the time, so we had built up a flirtatcious relationship o'er the years, and the time had finally come where I could taste this sweet nectar of a mom I want to fuck like the Milf Hunter. I took off my shirt as I walked out onto the patio and she offered me a drink, but she couldn't join me right away. She had to make a phone call to the husband to find out if he was going to meet his friends after work and drink some beer, which I was glad to hear he was going to and would be late. This shit was turning out perfect!

I slammed two coronas and got into the pool. She came out shortly with her cordless phone (to make sure everything was cool) she locked the doors and prepared so we could hear if anyone DID come home unannounced. Nonetheless, she came out with the a final beer, and said, "I think we will be okay for at least the next hour without any worry.' And without reply, I said buzzed, 'Well get on in here baby, I been waiting for this way too long.' She giggles and slipped off her robe and creeped slowly into the pool and slid her hand up my shorts and grabbed my cock and said 'me too.' Her name was Mary.

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